I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
Well My heart just broke a little bit.
my first thought when I woke up this morning was “fig is gif backwards”
Some Denny’s booths you enter and enjoy a nice meal, others you enter and travel magnificent distances through space and time….
Denny’s what the hell
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVINGIf you look hard enough, you can see a bird flying.
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
baby boy’s all grown up and ACCOMPLISHING THE THINGS HE SET OUT TO DO
never give up on your dreams